Monday, November 24, 2008

L'Affaire Meo Continues: Disgraced Journo Asks NATO to Muzzle American Milbloggers

There has been a most interesting development in L'Affaire Meo. Disgraced British journalist Nick Meo has asked officials from the North Atlantic Treaty Organization to muzzle American milbloggers. Seriously. I'm not joking.

For those of you who have just joined us: London Daily Telegraph reporter Nick Meo behaved poorly while embedded with an American Army unit, and subsequently was called out by American milbloggers. As reported here and elsewhere, Meo accompanied our troops on a mission in Afghanistan. When the mission turned deadly, the uninjured Meo wangled an escape on board a Medevac chopper, and later filed an error-filled report that took pot-shots at the very troops who saved his life. American milbloggers, AKA The Pitchfork Brigade, correctly pointed out fabrications in Meo's published writings, and properly chastised him for dishonoring a slain soldier. Even a respected British journalist took umbrage at Meo's report: "I was appalled. It was a crappy piece of work."

In some small corners of our hearts, I suppose we all hoped Meo would listen and learn. But, no. He instead has catalogued the psychic wounds inflicted upon him by the milbloggers, and has complained about us to NATO! Yes, that is correct. The North Atlantic Treaty Organization. He went specifically for help to NATO's International Security Assistance Force, otherwise known as ISAF.

According to an Army source with direct knowledge of events:

"Apparently twice this month Nick Meo and the Sunday Telegraph contacted ISAF, who isn't within our chain of command, to intervene on the U.S. side and tell the soldiers and milbloggers to leave him and the Telegraph alone."

Huh? ISAF controls the Army, which controls the milbloggers? Um.... No. On both counts.

Apparently Meo believes otherwise. He sent ISAF copies of "hate mail" written by readers inflamed by what the milbloggers wrote. The worst piece of mail, apparently, expressed the wish that a stray bullet would find its way to Meo's camera; the rest were mostly from military families expressing disgust at Meo's behavior. In other words, the standard stuff we journalists and bloggers expect from impassioned readers who disagree with what we write (and far tamer than emails I've received, for example, from my Ex).

I'm not clear on what Meo thought ISAF could or would do, and I am even less clear on whether Meo or his employer threatened legal action.

The latter scenario raises a plethora of questions, such as:

Who would prosecute? Under which laws? Would they file through the International Criminal Court? Will the Pitchfork Brigade be dragged before the Hague? Are we at risk of being snatched from international airports and brought to justice? Should I now travel only under my Irish passport?

As expressed by my source:

"Hopefully ISAF has already told [Meo] and the Telegraph that they can't dictate we do anything since they're in a wholly separate chain of command, we act autonomously from them. "

Neither the Telegraph nor Meo nor ISAF has responded to my inquiries. In the meanwhile, I offer a public service announcement to my readers:

Do not threaten to physically hurt Nick Meo. If you see him on the street, do not pelt him with tomatoes nor flick boogers at his head. Do not call him bad names, stick out your tongue, nor make him cry.

Okay, that should keep me in good with the ICC.

Other than that.... Stay tuned for further developments.

13 comments:

LL said...

I'll flick boogers all I want. Let him claim Geneva Convention violations and I'll flick some more! ha!

Susan Katz Keating said...

You see: I cannot control my readership! I take no responsibility for their actions! I will, however, happily mount a rescue op for any blogger incarcerated at The Hague!

Ky Woman said...
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Ky Woman said...

De Smearo is nothing but a whinebag!! Waa Waa "I'm gonna tell my mommie"

ISAF at least had the cohones to tell the Telegraph and "Meo" that they have no control over milbloggers and the American Soldiers. Perhaps they should have told them to NOT give us anything that we could use as 'blog fodder'...

Putting on my boots so I can head to the garden and pull out all those frozen rotten 'maters. I'll let LL flick the boogers!

Susan Katz Keating said...

Who deleted their post? Why?

Ky Woman said...

Hey Susan,
Twas me...
I had used a derogatory set of words. Upon further reflection, I had to remove them. Being negative isn't helping anyone. Least of all, me.

Sorry. Will try to curb those uncomplimentary thoughts before I start typing.

LHP!

Susan Katz Keating said...

That's why I love you so much! You have a good heart, and y're honest to boot! Tho, I was kinda hoping it was something more exciting... like, a link to all that hate mail or sumthin'. Anyone????

LHP!

Anonymous said...

Why don't you just leave Nick alone? You people SHOULD have to answer to someone. The Army tells you what to do anyway. How much are they paying you?

LL said...

bwaaaaaaahahahaha, Susan, you're part of the paid gestapo. haahahahaha

Where's my check, dammit??

Susan Katz Keating said...

This is so stressful, doing the Army's secret bidding! I want a raise - and come to think of it, where's MY check???? Mwahahaha!

LL said...

Do you think that "anonymous" commenter is his mom?? "Stop picking on my boy! He's a good boy. He's smart and fabulous and how DARE YOU??" *snickers*

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