Monday, January 19, 2009

Threats, Bribes Issued in Milblogger Secret Mission Incident: Readers Urged to Remain Calm; All Will Soon Be Revealed

The pressure is mounting. Everyone wants us to talk. We've been taunted, pleaded with, and threatened with torture. Now, an unnamed indivudual has approached me through private channels with a bribe. The secret message arrived early: "Tickets to Defiance if you tell what you did." Hah! Not only am I uncorruptable, but I also have seen Defiance already!

So anyways.... I actually was planning to reveal the truth this morning, and to explain that others can duplicate our grand adventure. But just to prove that I do not negotiate with terrorists, I will delay the announcement. Until later today. When I can't contain myself a moment longer.

Stay tuned, intrepid ones...

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